Case Study In Seasonal Migration

We can tell from the clustrmap (as well as the license plates we see on I-75 each day) that vacationing Canadians have not obeyed the traditional Floridian end-of-season milepost we informally call "Easter".
We can also tell, based upon the clustrmap, that there is virtually no one currently living in Canada.
Go back home before we annex your vacant nation.
Don't think it won't happen.
We might leave Nunavut alone. Maybe.
Conspiracy!
Radio Filibuster has learned that the Nile Monitor Lizard purported to have eaten Brian and Kevin has died at Lee Memorial Hospital, following injuries sustained when it was savagely run-over by members of a Sanibel-based Segwey Scooter Gang during transfer to the Lee County lockup.
Police have seized a modified Segwey all-terrain "Scooter of Doom" (pictured above), and charged the owner of Sanibel jewelry store "Jacques' Rubies" with murder in the first degree.
The tragic event was televised live across North America on Univision during a scheduled break of "Sabado Gigante". Coverage also preempted QVC broadcast in select parts of the west coast of a dazed Kris Kristofferson pimping a eight CD prison concert boxed-set.
Local podcasters missing; feared eaten
The Radio Filibuster team of Brian and Kevin were last seen near their outdoor lanai studio in Cape Coral. This fattened Nile Monitor Lizard was taken into custody after being found in the vicinity next to a minidisc recorder and two broken shovels. Foul play is pretty much guaranteed.
Upon questioning, the Nile Monitor Lizard limited responses to "hisssssss... URRP!", as well as the occasional request for Di-Gel.
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X03 - Radio Filibuster (01.06.06)
BONUS AUDIO immediately following the recording of program 028, as Brian and Kevin successfully make speakerphones appear incredibly difficult to master. Enjoy the taunts of Brian's sister (actually picked up quite well on the microphone) as they prove themselves telephonically inept.
028 - Radio Filibuster (01.06.06)
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027L - Radio Filibuster (01.08.06)
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026 - Radio Filibuster (12.24.05)
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025 - Radio Filibuster (12.18.05)
happy holidays
024 - Radio Filibuster (11.20.05)
hawaya
023 - Radio Filibuster (11.26.05)
the sweet potatoes were laced
022 - Radio Filibuster (11.20.05)
too much food or too much football
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"Oh, Brother..." (22:38)
"The Program After The Lost Episode" (55:32)
opening theme
raiders of the lost data
no phoneside manner
there is more than one crude and rude individual in cape coral
tangible proof that elmo is pure concentrated evil
dollars by del monte
big mutant pez dispensers
it looks exactly like the general lee... except it's a toyota
diamonds are forever, and so are stuffed two-headed albino rat snakes
update: crapolicious disaster tourism
there's gotta be something better to look at than other people's pain
headline/punchline
update: woman apparently did not swallow cellphone voluntarily after all
america's fittest and fattest cities
radio filibuster help desk: making dietary resolutions fun
thank you for visiting our frappr map
wrap-up
amazingly brief post-program ramble
"The Episode So Nice, They Recorded It Twice" (65:48)
opening theme
it was epic
word 1.5
we're cheap and apathetic
wanna win a wilma kite?
the holidays are over, but not at brian's house
the rat did it
good news for cape coral means bad news for joellen
yodel-out: kurt @ the kurt copeland show
please put yourself on our frappr map
grand marshal at the parate that never ends
crystal meth capitol of the world morally objects to television program
it's hard to determine what the sanibel city council is thinking at any given time
how do you stop a charging bear?
fort myers' first stupid criminal for the new year
quick picks of epic genius
yodel-out: danni, lynn, and neil @ borderline
patio steak ipod
beware conglomerate-mart filbert nuts
hey, did you, like, hit me in the head or something?
wrap-up
post-program ramble
"The Christmas Eve Show You'll Be Listening To After Christmas" (52:35)
opening theme
yodel-out: the shelter-closing mayor of fort myers, florida
those aren't the bodies of santa's reindeer hanging outside a local hardware store
manhattan hatchet santa vandalized
the sole opinion of the voices in brian's head
santa doesn't go to sanibel
the insider trading of santa claus
drunken santa rampage in new zealand
thanks to everyone for all of the christmas card
the british eat all sorts of weird things
headline/punchline
you're never too old to further your education
nobody likes orlando... and here are a couple more reasons why
when you're looking for a dead guy, you go to columbus, ohio
the whole idea of food and bad things happening
jodi performs brief mime show through studio audience window
this frivolous lawsuit may result in a frivolous countersuit... from a dog
skunk ape sighting near city of sprawl
at scratch and dent world
disturbing poem of the week
any words of wisdom, blushing wife?
remember to turn your clocks back one second
wrap-up
post-program ramble
"Somewhat Obligatory But Nonetheless Festive Pre-Christmas/Pre-Channukah/Pre-Hannukah/Pre-Kwanzaa/Pre-Have-A-Nice-Day Program" (54:30)
it just isn't the holidays without zombies
overachieved on our slothliness
braving the busiest saturday of the shoplifting season
old skool gaming
dip me in chocolate
hours at the shopping maul
holiday light display of rudolph being field dressed
the brutal murderous tendencies of santa claus
brawl mart
santa was diverted for crime duty
another happy holiday crime story
holiday etiquette: it's never too late
why holiday shop when you can holiday rent
foodstuffs that look like things: everybody check your funyons
the kinder gentler caring castro thinks the hurricane governor is el plumpo mucho
sniffing and snorting in science class suspends stupid substitute
here's a real gem: disaster tourism in new orleans
he looks like he eats small children
ronald macdonald steals from wendys
riot police break up kite flying event
disturbing poems of the week
is that a regular fa-la-la or a michael mcdonald fa-la-la?
kris kristofferson drunk and disoriented on a cable shopping channel
parting shot a la shatner
wrap-up
"Intestines Of Steel Double Head-To-Head Deathmatch Challenge" (56:54)
don't forget that one of the monkeys had a plunger on its head
we are the fashion podcast
the bone formerly known as prince's hip
that alligator looks well fed
quelling your fears about glowing meats
intestines of steel double head-to-head deathmatch challenge
the cheeseburger president urges healthy eating
happy heart monitor there
girl who clones potatoes beats out sculpture of hummus
muppets succumb to reality-show craze
there's not much to study about law in cuba
someone's head became a speedbump
wrap-up
"Post-Thanksgiving Tales About Turkeys And Fire" (63:12)
you can't post the recipe
turkey-out: brian's family
it's great to be the turkey
turkey-out: sonya "black widow" thomas in alexandria, virginia
that is one zombified looking dog
please stand by
brian's cherished classic family thanksgiving story
rescue by frozen turkey
drunken german + hair dryer = big fire
radio filibuster help desk
naked tasing
spiders + lighter + hair spray = bigger fire
scotland's own fish slapping dance
workers + house they just built + turkey fryer = blazing inferno
lizardus hissus bonkus-bonkus
wrap-up
"Pre-Thanksgiving/Ketchup On E-Mail Show" (51:12)
friendly confines of studio-a
tropical storm lazarus
keith richards doesn't look a day over 20
the william shatner of fake doctors
turkey-out: fred in terre haute, indiana
i think the pillsbury dough boy lost
www.brownielocks.com
keep your holiday stress free: stay home
we're going to england, and there's going to be fire
we should put a saggawachuggi dollar in the turkey
turkey-out: bill @ the you are the guest podcast
reality podcasting
guest host update
this smells like larceny
radio filibuster word of the day: "hornswoggle"
disturbing poem of the week
wrap-up